Upstairs/Downstairs

You weren't seriously thinking
that is was just that.
As a matter of fact, I really was, yes.
Sir, can I help you?
Yes please, can you call this number and say I'm arriving late.
This has been
(a lovely evening)
You should now
(start running away)
Everything is
(under control? yeah right)
We have put our effort
(in being as idle as possible)
Thank you very much
(for paying attention)

Now the fun begins...