Saturday 14 February 2009

'Is food better than sex?' Cambridge v/s Oxford

Cam: Of course. Buying food is not crime, nor is it eating it in a public place
Oxf: Sex is better than food! Tell me ladies and gentlemen, what is the one thing that sex produces?
Cam: Used condoms!
Oxf: Rubbish! It's babies
Cam: On a point of science. Newton didn't discover gravity because someone had sex on his head!

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